*Dancing With the Stars (DWTS) begins Season 14 on Monday, March 19th.

I won’t be watching.

I know I will be missing the acerbic Tom Bergeron. He really was one reason to keep watching week after week. The other were the judges and their melt downs. I even used to enjoy the dancing but I am just so over it. 14 seasons! Enough already!

With the latest cast revealed it hit me: why would I care about watching ANY of these people make fools of themselves, er…I mean, dance on national TV?  At least my  current favorite reality TV show, Celebrity Apprentice, has the stars competing for charity. What the hell is the mirror ball trophy really?