World’s Most Famous Diva

Miss Piggy says: Your clothes say a lot about you.

For instance:

Clothes are the welcome mat at the doorway to romance. Make sure your clothes say:

“Come in! Moi is expecting you!”

Not: “Scram!”

Some of Miss Piggy’s favorite designers:


…and it there’s any money left, I buy a few vowels!

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