Miss Piggy says: Your clothes say a lot about you.

For instance:

Clothes are the welcome mat at the doorway to romance. Make sure your clothes say:

“Come in! Moi is expecting you!”

Not: “Scram!”

Some of Miss Piggy’s favorite designers:

BCBG, DKNY, CK ,,,

…and it there’s any money left, I buy a few vowels!